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Area 51 Raid Will Be Live Streamed So Everyone Can Join The Party And Enjoy
Be honest: you’re curious as to how everything’s going to unfold as well.
In an event where 1.4 million people are trying to break into the ranks of scientists and military guards just to ‘see them aliens’, those who have no interest either time for it might still be curious for what will happen. Are the aliens real? Will anyone get a good picture or better, live footage of the aliens? Will they finally replace Trump to make America Great Again?
“Okay. Now we’re curious too about what’s going to happen on 9/20 at the storming of #AREA51. We’re going to live stream the “event” here at #AREA15 to watch what goes down. And, of course, costumes and tin foil hats are required.”
Area15 is a self-proclaimed ‘experiential retail and entertainment complex’. Since not everyone has the ability to travel to Nevada and be there in person, streaming the show might actually be a much more viable option. Area51 raid is going to be fun.
Those who might not be able to come at least want to dedicate them memes and video contribution. At least while the hype lasts. Thousands of years of no contact with unknown extraterrestrial living forms and suddenly they are in Nevada – pretty pessimistic, but hey, what could go wrong?
And just maybe, we can see people rescuing these poor aliens from being dissected on the surgery table. Yeah, that was a horrible joke.
But then, if you Naruto run, you can dodge the bullets and you might be able to see yourself to actually make it a little far than a few steps from the fence.
What started out as a joke is now half a joke with over 1.4m people interested. This has prompted spokesperson Laura McAndrews to warn anyone who plans to intrude Area 51, emphasizing that extreme measures will be taken.
“[Area 51] is an open training range for the US Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces. The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.”
But hey, nobody would be willing to get shot just to get a glimpse of an alien.
Right?
