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These 40 Puns Remains The Funniest Ever


These 40 Puns Remains The Funniest Ever

From classy to sassy

Have you ever imagined where the origin of pun started from? Have you also pondered on where their roots are hidden? Could it be the First Humans mistakenly named it the Saber-Toothed Tiger or A Lightsaber Toothed Tiger? Or perhaps could their roots be traced back to the Middle Ages or the era of the Renaissance.

There is, however, no basic answer as to where this amazingly lame form of humor originated from. It has continuously gained its popularity till date.

Puns never get boring, unbearably foolish, but still quite clever at the same time.  Even if they’re the last jokes sweeping across the world, puns remain hilarious. Nevertheless, a good pun is always worth a burst of good laughter. 

Check out our collections of puns– and see exactly such you hunt for. Ranging from classy to sassy, all of our puns compilation will definitely make you laugh. Kindly scroll down!!!


Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak



I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me


“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.



When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic



How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it



Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen


I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”


I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work


I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over


It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally



What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter


Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea


Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”


The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran



Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now


My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels



What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe


I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off


Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine


The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand


She had a photographic memory but never developed it



I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case


All chemists know that alcohol is always a solution



I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn’t find any



A mean crook going down stairs = A condescending con, descending



Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve


What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!


England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool


When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue. It’s intense tense in tents



What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi


A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils



How do you throw a space party? You planet



When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane



Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.


I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind


Is it ignorance or apathy that’s destroying the world today? I don’t know and don’t really care



A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes


How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other


What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird



I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person

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